Main problem w/ alien abduction stories: why would an advanced civilization travel countless lightyears...just to stick stuff up our butts?
@nullvoid9 They're communicating with the only actual intelligent lifeforms on our planet, our intestinal bacteria.
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@chaosprime Hmm, and I thought I was just hearing things when I thought my butt was talking. - 2 more replies
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