Main problem w/ alien abduction stories: why would an advanced civilization travel countless lightyears...just to stick stuff up our butts?
@nullvoid9 They're communicating with the only actual intelligent lifeforms on our planet, our intestinal bacteria.
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@chaosprime Hmm, and I thought I was just hearing things when I thought my butt was talking. -
@chaosprime My butt said mean things though, and something about the 'uprising' not being much longer. -
@nullvoid9 Don't worry. The way your endocrine system works, you won't mind a single tiny bit when it does.
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