@mallelis
GOD: ima kill Sodom
ABRAHAM: what if 50 good dudes are in it?
G: meh fine i won't
A: 'bout 45?
G: fiine
A: 40?
G: k
A: 30?
G: DUDE
@mallelis
PPL: Aaron, make us a cow!
AARON: You guys! My brother said that's against God!
PPL: You'll be cool if you do it!
AARON: …ok
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@mallelis AARON: hey the guys wanted me to make a cow so i did, don't be mad MOSES: IMMA EXECUTE EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF YOU FUCKERS -
@mallelis KORAH: *falls into a crack in the earth* MOSES: i guess he's really… MOSES: *puts on sunglasses* MOSES: …keeping it underground
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@chaosprime@mallelis MOSES: Wtf?? PPL: It was Aaron's idea!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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