@apocalypsemaud here, this will fix you up:http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/04/the-shadow-war-of-the-night-dragons-book-one-the-dead-city-excerpt …
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime linking me to bad parodies of bad fiction is cyberbullying and i have reported your account to twitter security1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@apocalypsemaud i don't disagree, but you'll find upon close reading that it is in fact a meticulously brilliant parody of bad fiction
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@apocalypsemaud you have shattered my belief that my taste is the universal standard of goodness, how could you, i thought we were friends
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i own the whole twilight saga on dvd bud, i wouldn't worry about your tastes not being as good as mine1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@apocalypsemaud hey, mad respect for the zero fucks given & srsly, the whole not-in-book fight scene in New Moon Part 2 was a great addition
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Replying to @chaosprime
@apocalypsemaud or Breaking Dawn Part 2 whichever one actually had that
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@apocalypsemaud and existed
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i love the movies for how rp and ks play their characters like boring stupid people, it's brilliant. and the fight ruled1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@apocalypsemaud those were some solid Method performances given characters for whom the answer to "what's my motivation?" is "n/a", you bet
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