you won't be laughing when the ducks have overrun our precious swamps
@felixgilman False. Hell, trivially, prima facie false. In fact, what is even funnier than a swamp completely overrun with ducks?
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@chaosprime I dunno man. I dunno. maybe you're willing to chance it, but I dunno -
@felixgilman Mind, I'm not saying it won't be a disaster for our national security and prosperity. Just that it'll be fucking hilarious.
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@chaosprime I dunno *eyes pond nervously* I just. . . I dunno -
@felixgilman Don't be alarmed, Felix. They're only ducks. Science has nearly conclusively proven they do not eat your dreams as you sleep.
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