Pornographizing other people's adversity is an amazingly cheap, shitty substitute for existential courage. So is making extra of your own.
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime "pornographing?" I think you mis-gerendizing.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @StevenBrust
@StevenBrust The way I abuse gerunds, you'd think I was some kind of sadistificationing.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime I don't blame you, though. I've been doing things misenglishmanshipfully for years.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @StevenBrust
@StevenBrust I supposicate there's naughtity for it but to keep tryinating to goodify our talkwordiverbation.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime I just got spam from an "adult" dating site saying someone wanted to "lick my candy cane." So I'm already traumatized.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @StevenBrust
@StevenBrust I wonder why it is that all the adult sites only know childish metaphors.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime Because "adult" is a euphanism for "immature." Duh.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @StevenBrust
@StevenBrust Zounds. Armed with this insight, you should start the world's first porn site for *psychological* adults.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime I could. Or I could, you know, not. That would be the other option.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
@StevenBrust That covers the options as thoroughly as a 99 Cents Or Less And Up store.
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