Pornographizing other people's adversity is an amazingly cheap, shitty substitute for existential courage. So is making extra of your own.
@StevenBrust I supposicate there's naughtity for it but to keep tryinating to goodify our talkwordiverbation.
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@chaosprime I just got spam from an "adult" dating site saying someone wanted to "lick my candy cane." So I'm already traumatized. -
@StevenBrust I wonder why it is that all the adult sites only know childish metaphors. -
@chaosprime Because "adult" is a euphanism for "immature." Duh. -
@StevenBrust Zounds. Armed with this insight, you should start the world's first porn site for *psychological* adults. -
@chaosprime I could. Or I could, you know, not. That would be the other option. -
@StevenBrust That covers the options as thoroughly as a 99 Cents Or Less And Up store. -
@chaosprime Exactly! *smiles proudly at you*
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@chaosprime Okay, now you're getting out of the "amusing exaggeration" range, and approaching "hire contract killer" territory. -
@StevenBrust Hey, contract killers have to eat too. Why do you hate the working class? -
@chaosprime I think you should check your non-murderer privilage. -
@StevenBrust Stop being reverse ethical-consequentialist. - End of conversation
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