Pornographizing other people's adversity is an amazingly cheap, shitty substitute for existential courage. So is making extra of your own.
@StevenBrust The way I abuse gerunds, you'd think I was some kind of sadistificationing.
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@chaosprime I don't blame you, though. I've been doing things misenglishmanshipfully for years. -
@StevenBrust I supposicate there's naughtity for it but to keep tryinating to goodify our talkwordiverbation. -
@chaosprime I just got spam from an "adult" dating site saying someone wanted to "lick my candy cane." So I'm already traumatized. -
@StevenBrust I wonder why it is that all the adult sites only know childish metaphors. -
@chaosprime Because "adult" is a euphanism for "immature." Duh. -
@StevenBrust Zounds. Armed with this insight, you should start the world's first porn site for *psychological* adults. -
@chaosprime I could. Or I could, you know, not. That would be the other option. -
@StevenBrust That covers the options as thoroughly as a 99 Cents Or Less And Up store. - 1 more reply
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