@chaosprime Oh that's my favorite! If it weren't for that, I wouldn't even bother having a job at all!
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@lalanl I thought it might be! Well, many happy returns on your deeply satisfying and empowering morning on the job. -
@chaosprime Oh, Thank you! Will I be able to taste an entire bottle of nyquil in my coffee? -
@lalanl Well, normally we save that for the Employee of the Month, but this once I won't say anything if you don't. -
@lalanl Your face ending up that way is how you can tell your Productivity has been Enhanced by Proactive Management! -
@chaosprime My eyes have been glued like this. Please send help. -
@lalanl Don't be alarmed! Now that Ergonomic Ocular Position has been achieved, somebody will be by to drill the Joy Holes shortly.
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