@StevenBrust Use measuring cups that have labels to deduce how much they hold, then sharpie those fuckers.
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Replying to @jenphalian
@jenphalian@StevenBrust Sharpie Those Fuckers is the name of my new band.1 reply 2 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @tonibrust
@tonirants@StevenBrust STF would come out on stage and toss markers into the crowd... no venue would invite them twice...1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @jenphalian
@jenphalian@StevenBrust Totally. But our fans would have the best fake mustaches in history.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @tonibrust
@tonirants@jenphalian@StevenBrust "shut your fucking face, sharpie fucker..."1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime@jenphalian@StevenBrust Ha! You don't write, don't sign, don't draw them on, you just fuck your sharpie all day long!1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @tonibrust
@tonirants@chaosprime@jenphalian I think using a sharpie to draw on a ficus would be WAY out of line.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @StevenBrust
@StevenBrust@tonirants@chaosprime *drawing a ficus in sharpie on my own ass*2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jenphalian
@jenphalian@StevenBrust@tonirants Also this is, uh, already completely a thing. NSFW: http://www.reddit.com/r/ButtSharpies3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
@ceciliatan @jenphalian @StevenBrust @tonirants Inorite?
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