Dinner is ravioli with a glaze of altruism.
@jenphalian Be careful not to take advantage of your glaze, there, or there's a chance it will go from sweet to bitter.
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@chaosprime wait, if it starts as savory and then I friendzone it, what will happen? -
@jenphalian Sour, then bitter, then there's a good chance you'll wind up with a pickup artist glaze, which, well. You don't want that. -
@chaosprime Oh. Wow. I'll avoid the shit out of doing that, then. *friendzones a cupcake instead* -
@jenphalian You're assigning a cupcake to a role where you don't put it inside your body? I don't even. -
@chaosprime It's a vegan cupcake. -
@jenphalian Ohh, that makes sense then. Carry on! -
@chaosprime@jenphalian This had all of the hilarity that I have come to love, but none of the social baggage I could stand to cut down on.
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