My mother, who has ostensibly met me before, just tried to feed me chicken salad. I haven't eaten mayonnaise in any form since I was 9.
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@seananmcguire The ability of parents to ignore who we are in favor of who it's convenient for us to be knows few bounds.
5:38 PM - 9 Sep 2013
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