Did not sleep nearly enough. Now the bird is trying to get me to eat breakfast. He's flirting adorably & I refuse to let it improve my mood.
@jenphalian Be steadfast in your refusal to greet the day with anything less than the morbid existential despair it deserves!
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@chaosprime I have a cigarette and coffee *stomp stomp stab* -
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@jenphalian Invent a coffee-flavored cigarette and@warrenellis will beat a path to your door. -
@chaosprime@warrenellis Most of the ecigs have coffee cartridges! http://www.blucigs.com/cartridges/ Like a Kcup for your lungs!
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