HE WAS JOKING. I nearly died. (And yes, I know there are books about HP for parents, but he really just wanted the plot w/out reading all 7)
@emilytheslayer Right! And Hermione's there because of friendship! Totally holds together. Neville-riding-Pinky-Pie-into-battle fic, ho.
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@emilytheslayer Isn't that one of the Rules of the Internet? If the thought horrifies you, somebody has already done it on LiveJournal?
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