ugh at this late date i should probably be keeping polystyrene to make napalm with instead of throwing it out shouldn't i but it's so annoying
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Replying to @jenphalian @chaosprime
okay but what if he just "finds" some napalm
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Replying to @WanderingArbor @chaosprime
As long as the story is plausible, sure.
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Replying to @WanderingArbor @chaosprime
It would have to be like, "I met this lady who was getting kicked off the PATH because you're not allowed to bring napalm on trains, so she said I could have her napalm. And I had to bring it home because, what if some kid found it?" You know, plausible.
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Replying to @jenphalian @chaosprime
Oh, okay, so like "I was walking down Canal and got blasted in the face by a dank cloud of smoke from some hawks, turns out it wasn't even weed, they were selling napalm! Obviously this guy shouldn't have actively-combusting napalm in broad daylight, so I took it off his hands"
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firm authentication of the "worked in Manhattan" thing too
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
the only thing I have is my clout and the blue check I refuse to accept
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