so tonight my darling head consort prepared a pizza on cauliflower crust with pepperoni, tomatoes, onions, garlic, and liverwurst then missed her alarm and burnt the fuck out of it and once i took a bite of it just for giggles i didn't stop until i'd eaten half of it
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