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combine the powers of that which is outside and that which is inside, and you will win glory in the whole world, obscurity leaving you at once
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ever notice how "only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute statementpic.twitter.com/16NGMYLXD1
Ever notice how Batman is a fucking idiot and anyone who likes Batman is also a fucking idiot
"Gonna wreck this guy so hard he's gonna eat through a tube for the rest of his life. Not killing him though. That would make me the bad guy." An entire generation grew up on this and oh wow look at what the political discourse is on ""cancelling"" today what a kinky dink woooww
i feel like you'd really enjoy The Batman's Grave, where we get things like Bruce discovering that Alfred has been paying people to laugh at his jokes (bonus if they cry a little) and asks him how much of his money Alfred has spent that way and it's in the eighty thousands
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