The greasy wok is open
after cooking too quickly w/ my new wok and other supplies courtesy of @chaosprimepic.twitter.com/EXkFdBkIZI
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The greasy wok is open
after cooking too quickly w/ my new wok and other supplies courtesy of @chaosprimepic.twitter.com/EXkFdBkIZI
Surprisingly good! Lemon mustard chicken with bamboo shoot and maitake mushroom. The sad part tho is how rice gets cooked around herepic.twitter.com/P1CeaT37jU
i bet that instant pot in the box over there cooks rice
having a window into this cooking dynamic is better than live television, swear to christ
i feel like you're making fun of us but also i feel like maybe we have it coming so i guess it's a wash
Hey, but that box was in that room we never use for anything, not the kitchen? 
indeed it was probably need to just clear a ton of stuff off the kitchen island so it can live there the instant pot, not the box
omg, i might really love the box 
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