just voluntarily made a sandwich with butter lettuce instead of bread, because bread was feeling so carby and the lettuce suddenly seemed like a good way to add bulk and fiber and it was, like… good feel like i've gone over to the dark side
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pft these are perfectly healthy
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fuck. all right, i'll try harder
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Sardines and hostess orange cupcakes pair surprisingly well.
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please stop turning into my dad, k thanks
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no your dad is awesome
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