oh, shit i guess i did discount the possibility of the entity being me and therefore being causally unable to kill me to prevent me from talking about ithttps://twitter.com/Cavalorn/status/1249069848824512512 …
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this is confusing b/c it's a bit british to say "sorted" and not "sorted out," so the joke could be that before you could say "out" the entity did kill you, or maybe you're just speaking british-ly (i haven't followed you long enough to know what to expect). thoughts & prayers!!
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i pick up some Britishisms from media from time to time i absolutely adore responding to imperative statements with "shan't", it's one of my favorite things
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doesn't discount the possibility of said entity's existence, only that either: 1. it decided not to kill you and is therefore at least somewhat benevolent; or 2. it hasn't killed you *yet*
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why kill a powerless mortal within a framework their linear-time-bound brain couldn't understand anyway and open the possibility of being sued in the afterlife?
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JUST the sort of thing a powerful and secretive entity pretending to be you would say
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that or it has the power to make humanity as a whole dismiss this as a funny joke postThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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it would have to do this to all the yous in all the timelines and such an entity would probably already be busy doing this to all the versions of itself that weren't secretive enough poor guy probably just missed a couple spots it's doing the best it can
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