what statements can you think of that are always lies? i've got: it's not you, it's me it's not a competition any claim of behavioral unconditionality no points for "the check is in the mail" and "i won't come in your mouth", both have been true a nonzero number of times
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Replying to @chaosprime
Have tried to explain "it's not you, it's me" to IRL friends when I need to sequester myself, and it's absolutely true
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Replying to @anti_nihilist
okay, yeah, you're right
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