what statements can you think of that are always lies? i've got: it's not you, it's me it's not a competition any claim of behavioral unconditionality no points for "the check is in the mail" and "i won't come in your mouth", both have been true a nonzero number of times
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You'd prefer: "I shall continue to love you in all possible futures I can envision that also seem to be realistic possibilities. My analytical mind finds the circumstance where I cease loving you massively unlikely."1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes -
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Apologies, to translate from raw brain output and work our oft-praised tongue...
"Probably gonna be together forever, I reckon."

Having a slight bit of muck on one's face from accidentally touching an outdoor handrail at work would help enhance the effect.1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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goodness, i didn't know i was going to be getting a shot of PHARMACEUTICALLY PURE ROMANCE in this thread
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