what statements can you think of that are always lies? i've got: it's not you, it's me it's not a competition any claim of behavioral unconditionality no points for "the check is in the mail" and "i won't come in your mouth", both have been true a nonzero number of times
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why haven't I tried to pitch you on jujitsu yet, it seems like your kind of esoteric nerdery tbh
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you kinda have been doing but low-key
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