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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Nov 15
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      not gonna start appending this to every third word i tweet, sorry not sorry. if you haven't learned to look shit up when you don't know it by now, i dunno what to tell ya but okay zoomerpic.twitter.com/HtO0zM0k6c

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Nov 15
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      no, i did not mean boomer. i don't know why the ~digital native~ generations are the worst at this but they need to get their shit together

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Nov 15
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      probably something to do with not needing to know what anything means because you can just shift your attention to something brightly-colored that you already understand instead

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        2. flynn!‏ @nuanceexists Nov 15
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          hate getting called out like this

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Nov 15
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          it's for your own good

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        2. nerdovirales‏ @nerdovirales Nov 15
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          Nice, Chaos makes the "darn young'uns on my lawn" turn sooner than I'd expected.

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          hardly the first time callow youths need occasional treatments of mild causticity, it's good for 'em

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        2. Tyler DIR DIN‏ @SquaresToCubes Nov 15
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          i think it's more to do with people raised in relative info scarcity learned to hunt - now the grounds are teeming. those raised info-bombarded only learned to ignore/select, no urge to hunt, no ignition to that feedback loop.

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        3. Connor Helms‏ @CrisprChild Nov 15
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          If we went down that route I'd say it has less to do with the abundance of information and more with the preference of mis-information, but I don't think that's the root of it in the first place. +

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        1. dead prussian general‏ @destroyvegas Nov 15
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          i wonder if the majority of people actually *dislike* access to all this information a) because it implies they need to consume it all, and b) it really throws a conversation when only one half is interested in doing a search to clear something up

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        2. /\_^•ᵥᵥ•^_/\‏ @RadBatz Nov 15
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          Googling is the outsourcing of brainpower to a tool that can parse several billion facets of information. Asking someone to Google something is simply adding external brainpower to the tool.

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        3. nerdovirales‏ @nerdovirales Nov 15
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          The mitochondria thought they were bringing something irreplaceable to the process too, but they've been stripmined of strategic moves by the archae.

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        1. Ghost Waffle‏ @Octapode Nov 15
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          I think it's that you see so many obscure references you just have to back-derive the emotional content if you want to read in any reasonable time

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