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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Nov 10
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    give a man a fish and he'll be fed for a day teach a man to fish and he'll be super fucking pissed that you're imposing your value system on him when you obviously have the fish and *could* just give it to him so therefore you should, he's hungry, what the hell is wrong with you

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      2. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊‏ @smart_intellecc Nov 10
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        What if you make him sign an NDA before you discuss (whispers)fish?

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Nov 10
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        i don't know but it sounds like an amazing strategy

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      2. Timothy Connolly CFA‏ @SconsetCapital Nov 10
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        It's virtue signaling.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Nov 10
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        wait what is

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      1. Jeff Bergen‏ @jaccinthenet Nov 10
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        teach a fish to man just long enough to hit him with a "flounders for algernon" pun before you throw him back, ritualize it as part of a pescatarian cult, seize power while everyone else is too incredulous to stop you, and then some will wonder why you oddly ended with four words

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      2. Analytic Valley Girl Chris‏ @ChrisExpTheNews Nov 10
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        Am I my brother's fish-monger?

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      3. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊‏ @smart_intellecc Nov 10
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        Bro just give me the fish bro!

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      2. Connor Helms‏ @CrisprChild Nov 10
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        Why not both?

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      3. Connor Helms‏ @CrisprChild Nov 10
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        Trying to teach the starving man to fish, and getting angry when he keeps eating the bait box.

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      1. CryptoStang‏ @CoinspiracyCo Nov 10
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        the next step is omitted from most texts. It goes something like: "Those who will not fish, make for great bait."

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