if one wishes to treat fruitfully with the giant elders of the cephalopods, is it a bad idea to eat calamari because they'll be offended, do they not care, or is it a good idea because mild chimerization with DNA from their parallel panspermia will attune you to them?
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Replying to @chaosprime
why would they care about anything having to do with something as inconsequential as human behavior
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Replying to @pyromuffin
what would possibly obligate them to only care about things of consequence
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Replying to @chaosprime
if they are mere screaming chaos then of course not, but presumably they have their own esoteric and inscrutable motivation
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Replying to @pyromuffin
if their motivation is esoteric and inscrutable then surely it is foolish to make presumptions regarding what is and isn't consequential in it
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Replying to @chaosprime
hm potentially, but it would seem very coincidental to me if their interests happened to intersect with the infinitesimal portion of possibilities that concern humans
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there isn't a level of ridiculous coincidence that i'm willing to put past this stupid continuumpic.twitter.com/Qzmc8LePKS
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