*invents qualia detector* ugh this thing doesn't work it just registers qualia wherever i point it *throws qualia detector in garbage*
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Replying to @chaosprime
*puts qualia detector in box* a-ha! my greatest invention---the experiencing machine! let's give it a go, shall we? *pushes a button, nothing happens. audience applauds*
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Replying to @qorprate
i have invented a desiring machine it orders your experiencing machine on Amazon all day
10:59 AM - 22 Oct 2019
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