convincing the cops in your head that you are good and important is supremely valuable if you have an either/or choice between having that and having $1M/year free income, choose the former every time
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tfw internal monologue consisting of nothing but repetition of "am i being detained?"https://twitter.com/lunavis/status/1185335388694634498 …
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Ignorance of the law is always an excuse, depends on the enforcer of the law what da consequences are
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