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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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    convincing the cops in your head that you are good and important is supremely valuable if you have an either/or choice between having that and having $1M/year free income, choose the former every time

    12:38 PM - 17 Oct 2019
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    • 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊 Thomas W. a cascading Beksinski horror of turkey legs rho Keri the smooth ass of immanence 💛 chlo 💛 🍜 greg fryingpan
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      2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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        Chaos Retweeted Jane Olszewska

        ignorance of what principles the law could possibly be inferred from is no excusehttps://twitter.com/_3Jane/status/1184926558085140481 …

        Chaos added,

        Jane Olszewska @_3Jane
        Replying to @chaosprime
        Instructions unclear, got ticketed for existing while being human.
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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 18
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        Chaos Retweeted  ✨ Lunavis  ✨

        tfw internal monologue consisting of nothing but repetition of "am i being detained?"https://twitter.com/lunavis/status/1185335388694634498 …

        Chaos added,

         ✨ Lunavis  ✨ @lunavis
        Replying to @chaosprime
        in my head..... i am a sovereign citizen.......
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      2. sweth is ostensibly nanoing‏ @sweth Oct 17
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        If you already narcissistic enough to think you are fine, can you take the money? Asking for a friend.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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        sure, then the choice isn't either-or

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      2. Garganium‏ @garganium Oct 17
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        Counterpoint: what if the cops in my head are materialists

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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        then you convince them you're good and important by getting your ass that $1M/year free income it ain't rocket surgery

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      2. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods Oct 17
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        “now you may choose.”

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      3. Chris Johnson‏ @spiderfoods Oct 17
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        Replying to @spiderfoods @chaosprime @GlitchesBrew

        (to those only recently initiated in kierkegaard, this has same cadence as “may you live in interesting times”)

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      2. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊‏ @smart_intellecc Oct 17
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        Is there a problem, officer?

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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        you know what you did

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