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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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    is there like a trick to baguettes because Eataly makes these amazing prime rib sandwiches but they’ll only give them to you on s baguette and i swear it’s like digging into a really delicious armadillo

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      1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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        i appreciate France and Italy's special relationship like in the Historical Illuminatus Trilogy, where syphilis is referred to as the French pox everywhere except France, where it's referred to as the Italian poxhttps://twitter.com/sweth/status/1184878978206711808 …

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        Never trust Italian food served on French bread
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      2. Dan listens to the churning atmosphere‏ @danlistensto Oct 17
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        they go stale really fast. baguette only suitable for sandwhich for the first 4 hours after coming out of the oven. usable for other things for another 12 hours after that, and is literally petrified after that.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 17
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        so these fuckers are giving me stale baguettes how very dare they

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      2. Alex K‏ @alexkyllo Oct 17
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        You mean you don't enjoy that sensation of the crust cutting up the roof of your mouth?

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      2. simon moon‏ @resurected_moon Oct 17
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        french dip brah

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        i mean, fuck yeah, right? surely one of the fucking counters in that joint should sell me some au jus

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      2. Lucrezia Borgia‏ @jkh107 Oct 17
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        Yes, you get the oven steamed up really good before putting them in to bake.

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      3. Lucrezia Borgia‏ @jkh107 Oct 17
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        Oh, you mean EATING the sandwich? To soften baked stuff, you do the same thing, trap the steam in a bag or cover the plate and the crust will soften up eventually.

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        Never trust Italian food served on French bread

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