because fuck selfless contribution to the greater good tbh
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I'd tame the elephant and use it as a combat platform
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i recognize you so well in this
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go home. wealth will just start pouring out of the earth’s orifices. some kind of ancient magic trick.
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there’s a really good kierkegaard passage on this but i feel like i’ve talked everyone’s ears off on kiek already so just Be Yourself
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this seems suspiciously specific
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uhhhhh asking for a friend
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become an elephant consultant
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I would also definitely not phrase it this way to a genie
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Just remember that in a gold rush, the real money isn't in going out to get the gold, but in selling jeans, pans, picks, and shovels.... And laundry and booze and gambling and prostitution.
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So give the elephant map out for free, and charge for the patented elephant-handling products.
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