protip: put something in your profile about how equity is the most important thing to you and nobody can be completely sure whether you're really into social justice or really into stock options
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advanced level: whenever somebody reads it as one, string them along right up until the point where you would have provide bona fides of some kind to maintain credibility, then explain that actually you meant the other
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bonus points if this results in your divorce
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Replying to @chaosprime
This part seems so oddly specific I’m wondering if this actually happened to someone
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Replying to @crybernetics
i can't prove that it didn't
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