protip: put something in your profile about how equity is the most important thing to you and nobody can be completely sure whether you're really into social justice or really into stock options
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This part seems so oddly specific I’m wondering if this actually happened to someone
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i can't prove that it didn't
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disclaimer: bonus points are subject to spousal claim during divorce proceedings
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Esp if she gets the kids
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This took a dark turn
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You mean an additional bonus on top of the divorce?
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