life hack: if you can stop being cucked by functional fixedness for five minutes you can cut your chives into wherever they're going with scissors instead of dicking around with chopping them
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i actually came back from the kitchen to say that if you need training wheels for this you can buy ~cooking shears~ so you don't accidentally use the same scissors for colorectal surgery that you use for cooking and give somebody foreign protein poisoninghttps://twitter.com/Maskfield/status/1180601743672954881 …
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in this house we work towards a superbug capable of wiping out the species. How about yours?
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enh, not really my thing, i don't even whine at my doctor to give me antibiotics for viral infections. good thing you're taking care of it so i don't have to
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