conservation of energy, my old foe *shakes fist*https://twitter.com/LieutenantRusty/status/1180577100912218114 …
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You know the chili is made of yesterday's burger scraps right
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I DO NOW
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The main difference is in the pour. If you pour a bowl of Wendy's chili in your lap the chances you end up with two dicks in your lap is a lot higher than if you pour McDonald's coffee out. They almost never include spare human parts in their coffee.
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the chances of ending up with three dicks in your lap are miniscule, though that's why i always keep an extra dick in my lap
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Bruh, get the spicy chicken sandwich or gtfo
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Oddly, my McDonald's coffee might as well have been iced, this morning.
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