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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 5
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    not thrilled with how Wendy’s has started serving their chili 150 degrees too hot the fuck you think you’re dishing up, McDonalds coffee

    11:49 AM - 5 Oct 2019
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    • Dedicating Ruckus greg fryingpan JoAnn Slaugh TRAGICOMEDIA OUT DECEMBER 13th Rusty Eric Richards (((MariePGeist))) Dr. Yan Idunno
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      1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 5
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        conservation of energy, my old foe *shakes fist*https://twitter.com/LieutenantRusty/status/1180577100912218114 …

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        Rusty @LieutenantRusty
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        Oddly, my McDonald's coffee might as well have been iced, this morning.
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      2. Alex K‏ @alexkyllo Oct 5
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        You know the chili is made of yesterday's burger scraps right

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 5
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        I DO NOW

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      2. Charles DeGlopper‏ @bronzebarbarian Oct 5
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        The main difference is in the pour. If you pour a bowl of Wendy's chili in your lap the chances you end up with two dicks in your lap is a lot higher than if you pour McDonald's coffee out. They almost never include spare human parts in their coffee.

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 5
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        the chances of ending up with three dicks in your lap are miniscule, though that's why i always keep an extra dick in my lap

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      1. Jason ̆̈‏ @XaiaX Oct 5
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        *takes a swig of piping hot chili to own the libs*pic.twitter.com/SAWomQnHUm

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      1. Dan listens to the churning atmosphere‏ @danlistensto Oct 5
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        Bruh, get the spicy chicken sandwich or gtfo

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      1. Rusty‏ @LieutenantRusty Oct 5
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        Oddly, my McDonald's coffee might as well have been iced, this morning.

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