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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 24
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    in the dark future, anti-instrumental-convergence hunter-killer drones patrol for any agent attempting to maximize a goal “I want everybody to have the BEST time at my birthday party!” “NO, Timmy, NO! They’ll HEAR you! You want everybody to have a PRETTY GOOD time! A PRET-“

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      1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 24
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        in case you're ever wondering why, when you ask me how i'm doing, i say "halfway decent". good security is a matter of good habits

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      2. the phantom minus‏ @realjdburnett Sep 24
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        the advent of the paperclip mediumizer goes largely unnoticed

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        dammit i *know* there used to be somebody #onhere whose display name was "paperclip satisficer"

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      2. Nola Barrett‏ @nolab123 Sep 24
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        You realize, of course, that the kids will develop a passive-aggressive slang that sounds like apathy to express ambition, at which point the drones will adapt and everyone will have to turn Pollyanna to survive until it goes back the other way. It's the circle of life.

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        Best explanation to mumble rap ever.

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        Roko's Anti-Maximalist

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        or Maximalisk, maybe

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      1. ⛭ etherik ⛭‏ @d6 Sep 24
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        their only weakness is that once any of the agents gets too good at its job the rest turn on it and tear it to shreds

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        I will turn everything into paper clips *except for* a 1E8 kg reserve of paper-clip-ready steel wire.

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        fortunately the drones perform their duties indifferently

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