email from the company that made my belt trying to sell me a keychain fob meant to hold a lovely glowy vial of tritium call me old-fashioned but low-energy beta emitter or no, i just kind of don't want to keep a volume of radiohydrogen right next to my dick
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also Low-Energy Beta Emitter is my new Radiohead cover band
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isnt tritium an alpha emitter? youll be fine just dont put it in an orifice
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no, beta which is why it's Mostly Harmless emitting alpha would be Bad
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it doesn't even make any fucking sense for a one-proton particle to emit a two-proton particle fuck
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tritium going around with a cracked cup "guv'nor may i borrow a cup of protons"
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