email from the company that made my belt trying to sell me a keychain fob meant to hold a lovely glowy vial of tritium call me old-fashioned but low-energy beta emitter or no, i just kind of don't want to keep a volume of radiohydrogen right next to my dick
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also Low-Energy Beta Emitter is my new Radiohead cover band
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Replying to @chaosprime
isnt tritium an alpha emitter? youll be fine just dont put it in an orifice
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Replying to @eigenrobot @chaosprime
also the vials generally r like quite thick polycarbonate lol there's not really any escaping
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Replying to @snufkin_snus @eigenrobot
awesome. you keep one next to your dick for a few halflives and if nothing bad happens to you i'll get one
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Replying to @chaosprime @eigenrobot
uhh u cant buy them here i dont think
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Replying to @snufkin_snus @eigenrobot
wow, we've gone all the way from common sense gun control to common sense butter knife control to common sense radiohydrogen control? when will the madness end
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Replying to @chaosprime @eigenrobot
nah u can actually i just looked lol gimme some cash i'll strap it to my cock
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i was in right up to the point where i'm financing it
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