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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 7
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    the most vicious domestic strife occurs between people whose dopamine is wired up to being the kind of person who lives in a well-kept house and those who don't have that but the truly lost ones are those wired up to being in a house that is well-kept *by someone else*

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    • Королева 𝖔𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖘 PREDESTINATION (2014) Made in Cosmos 💫 Maria Górska-Piszek Duffi McDermott craigellery 𝐈 𝐂 𝐈 𝐃 𝐈 𝐔 𝐒 (⧖) Nadeem Mohsin Dick Foo LOW CARPS LOW DIEMS
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      2. jenphalian‏ @jenphalian Sep 7
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        usually that other person wants a 3BR condo in a city of their choosing with a special designated disposal chute for comic books

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 7
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        look

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      2. Drew‏ @onefiftyfivemm Sep 7
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        This is actually not true in my experience So long as Team Dirtbag keeps their opinions about my Rule and Order to themselves, we get on fine

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 7
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        impressive! it's always lovely when a gimlet-eyed detente can be reached

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      2. Miss Distance (Kia‏☆)‏ @alt_kia Sep 7
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        what if i'm wired up to keeping a house well-kept *for someone else*

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 7
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        then you and one of that last kind are what we call "compatible"

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      2. food for thot‏ @bi_gendian Sep 7
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        thank you for succinctly summarizing my current roommate drama although I *will* fault you for assuming this is a dopaminergic process because if I've learned one thing in grad school it's that there are a lot of neurotransmitters

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 7
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        that's fair, i'm really using dopamine as a metonym for the thing that seems to mediate it anyway

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      2. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Sep 7
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        I don't LIKE keeping house organized but that's how you literally lose a bomb so I kind of eventually concluded I have to

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        that's what i like about you, Okay Ultra, your level-headed practicality

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