look, i’m not saying there’s a secret reptilian overlord caste, but if there were, ~ethical~ diets where humans eat only plants, like prey animals, so they absorb fewer toxins, like prey animals, so they taste better, like prey animals, would be pretty relevant to their interests
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Uh, I'm pretty sure that, as far as toxins go, you haven't gained a whole lot over a meat burger.
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ye of little faith in mass produced corporate delivered health food
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Hold on how do you eat with no mouth?
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spectacularly
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I've had it as both a "premium" restaurant burger and a fast food item now. I scored a free one from Carl's Jr. during a promotion - I really enjoyed it and made my friend jealous because it was way bigger than his beef burger he ordered.
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I've been buying whole animals locally for a few years and I still think about it every time I eat a hamburger, all the beef is from one cow, all the sausage is from one pig. These animals live outdoors in fields.
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A Whopper might have 100 cows in it.
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Ah, now it all makes sense.
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