what nobody tells you about cooking is that it doesn't have to be all multi-hour productions of a balanced meal and shit, you can make things that take like two minutes and it'll be a thousand times better than if you bought it somewhere and nobody will stop you
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Replying to @chaosprime
what is this mythical thing that you can make in two minutes? even chef boyardee takes longer
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Replying to @chaosprime @resonanceknight
i have been informed that it was considerable malfeasance on my part to not toast the bread, which might kick it up to two minutes and thirty seconds
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Replying to @chaosprime
Pretty sure that scientifically perfectly toasted bread takes 216 secondspic.twitter.com/3uY3jbnQ6A
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Replying to @resonanceknight
*haughty gesture* i toast bread with art, not science
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