i have written my own vows. bro i am in love with you. So what the fuck are you gonna do about it?? you bitch. you gonna marry and cherish me or what, pussy. say something. i fuckin dare you to say something
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YEAH THATS RIGHT WALK AWAY
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this is how i introduce myself to men. no one has accepted the challenge yet
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Replying to @chaosprime
im sorry, i know you and jen would have liked to use these vows
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no, no, we were fine with our vows of "we're married, bitches", i just can't even with "no one has accepted the challenge". i'm, what, chopped liver now
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i should have clarified that i meant irl. it's a lot scarier in real life
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
oh, gotcha. yeah that's fair
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