you, a pleb: "so this person has a shoulder-to-shoulder distance of 14 inches and this person has a shoulder-to-shoulder distance of 22 inches" BMI, an intellectual:pic.twitter.com/MrdSpX5Ck5
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ugh my instincts are so bad here i am snarking about this when what i should be doing is publishing a groundbreaking study showing the shocking, undeniable correlation between high shoulder width and morbid obesity, then selling people shoulder narrowing devices
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Replying to @jenphalian
now why would you want me to do that
12:51 PM - 7 Aug 2019
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