ugh my instincts are so bad here i am snarking about this when what i should be doing is publishing a groundbreaking study showing the shocking, undeniable correlation between high shoulder width and morbid obesity, then selling people shoulder narrowing devices
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Someone out there thinks measuring shoulder width is basically phrenology for weight.
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measuring things: basically phrenology
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It's actually amazing how fucked up BMI is if you've spent any amount of time weight training
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BMI: "you gained 2 pounds! clearly that means you gained 1.01 liters of fat, not 0.86 liters of muscle, lardass"
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…is that an Odyssey 5 gif?? Glorious!
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