Pringles are technocracy potato chips
-
-
Replying to @chaosprime
A Pringles tube is designed to protect all the chips yet only protects the top ones and their weight causes the lower/middle chips to crack and fall apart and turns the lowest chips into dust. Checks out.
1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes -
Replying to @NeonBeyond
also: "dealing with slicing potatoes and potato slices is inconvenient, let's just reduce everything to a fungible potato slurry and reconstitute the end result, nobody will know the difference"
5 replies 4 retweets 15 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime @NeonBeyond
but i like reconstituted food slurries…
1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
Replying to @NorWesternCrow @NeonBeyond
you're allowed!
12:25 PM - 5 Aug 2019
0 replies
0 retweets
5 likes
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.