my recent investigations lead me to infer from first principles that there are three predominant kinds of Hot Sauce Guy. a Type A Hot Sauce Guy, if you let him introduce you to his hot sauces, has a small assortment of sauces you've never heard of on hand; they are all delicious
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the differences between them might not be dramatic, but they're all a cut above what you're used to. he also has Cholula and Tapatio on hand and has nothing against them. (like him, we will not speak of Tabasco.)
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a Type B Hot Sauce Guy has either a much larger assortment of sauces than a Type A, or only one sauce. whatever he has is unsuitable for use as hot sauce, or food, in most or all circumstances. if he has any major brand sauce around, he spares it a contemptuous glance at most
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So type B would be the one to have "Ole Uncle Rick's Ass-Licking Volcano Juice" and tell you the Michigan Upper Peninsula farm gift shop he bought it from
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and how authentic the rustic yooper lifestyle is, yes
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