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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 4
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      my recent investigations lead me to infer from first principles that there are three predominant kinds of Hot Sauce Guy. a Type A Hot Sauce Guy, if you let him introduce you to his hot sauces, has a small assortment of sauces you've never heard of on hand; they are all delicious

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 4
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      the differences between them might not be dramatic, but they're all a cut above what you're used to. he also has Cholula and Tapatio on hand and has nothing against them. (like him, we will not speak of Tabasco.)

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    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 4
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      a Type B Hot Sauce Guy has either a much larger assortment of sauces than a Type A, or only one sauce. whatever he has is unsuitable for use as hot sauce, or food, in most or all circumstances. if he has any major brand sauce around, he spares it a contemptuous glance at most

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    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 4
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      the Type A will tell you what obscure local manufacturers his sauces came from. the Type B will tell you that, and where he first encountered it, who he was with, what he had been doing that day, what he'd been listening to lately, maybe how richly textured the locals' lives are

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    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 4
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      Type C is the endorphin addict hotness freak; we don't care about him except insofar as he overlaps with A or B, mostly B can anybody confirm or deny that this is the case?

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 4
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      actually here, let's make it a poll, people love polls is the above taxonomy of Hot Sauce Guys accurate?

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        2. Arrian‏ @__a__chimera__ Aug 4
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          Ok wait, are we talking dinner table, ILY food truck or Taco stand?

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        3. Arrian‏ @__a__chimera__ Aug 4
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          Need to have all the info on what the types are serving before voting

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        2. Matthew Skala‏ @mattskala Aug 4
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          I eat what I think is more hot sauce than most people do, but I don't think I fit into any of those three categories. I don't know whether that means the taxonomy is wrong, or if I'm just not a real Hot Sauce Guy and thus not meant to be included.

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Aug 4
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          if you just eat a bunch of hot sauce and don't pay any further attention to it than that, then you're not a Hot Sauce Guy in the sense meant here, yeah

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        2. good conversation haver‏ @DogOfPoasts Aug 4
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          Replying to @chaosprime

          This sounds like it has to be true but I have no experience that would justify voting

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          Replying to @DogOfPoasts

          thank you for not contaminating my results, i do want to evaluate the predictive power of my basis for this 😁

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        2. Martingale‏ @gearzimodo Aug 4
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          i only know the guy with the giant costco bottles of franks red hot, he goes through a few of those a month

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        3. good conversation haver‏ @DogOfPoasts Aug 4
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          It sound like that would be not a Hot Sauce Guy but a normal person who loves hot sauce

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        2. Eric Forste‏ @ericforste Aug 4
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          Here's what I think of your taxonomy. You were overambitious. You neatly sorted the genuine type C out of the crowd as not worth investigating, and that's true and accurate. But the further distinction you draw between types and A and B is vague and explains almost nothing.

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        3. Eric Forste‏ @ericforste Aug 4
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          Once you sort out the type C, what's left cannot be reduced to merely two types. It's much more complicated than that.

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