my recent investigations lead me to infer from first principles that there are three predominant kinds of Hot Sauce Guy. a Type A Hot Sauce Guy, if you let him introduce you to his hot sauces, has a small assortment of sauces you've never heard of on hand; they are all delicious
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the Type A will tell you what obscure local manufacturers his sauces came from. the Type B will tell you that, and where he first encountered it, who he was with, what he had been doing that day, what he'd been listening to lately, maybe how richly textured the locals' lives are
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Type C is the endorphin addict hotness freak; we don't care about him except insofar as he overlaps with A or B, mostly B can anybody confirm or deny that this is the case?
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actually here, let's make it a poll, people love polls is the above taxonomy of Hot Sauce Guys accurate?
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So type B would be the one to have "Ole Uncle Rick's Ass-Licking Volcano Juice" and tell you the Michigan Upper Peninsula farm gift shop he bought it from
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and how authentic the rustic yooper lifestyle is, yes
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