it's extremely plausible that you've spent, what, an hour on this so far but your schedule is too busy to type "wasn't me"
this is a great offer but i'm struggling to reconcile how one would accept it while fucking off
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yes, perhaps the mystical synthesis of pakoras and fucking off will come to me
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