hymns and ritual prayers praising God for His goodness, when He's clearly an iron-plated bastard, are assembly-line-theurgy attempts to induce God to be good through a strategy of emotional blackmail
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to be fair it worked on kings all the time so it'd be silly to not at least give it a shot
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I wouldn't say all the time, but it was shockingly effective. That said, kings lived under constant threat of peasant revolt, court intrigue, and getting on the pope's bad side.
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Maybe, in order to make all the hymns work, we should establish a standing and very visible plan to murder god and take his place.
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The only thing keeping god in line is the looming threat of Satan getting better PR
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when you think about it that way, if you believe in Christian cosmology, you already are a devil-worshipper
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