there is one glaring application that has been omitted. I wonder what all of the organisms that died and eventually became this petro fraction would think of becoming lube. Maybe our descendants or some alien race will use US as lube. One can dream.
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for real though don't use petroleum jelly as lube, there are so many good water soluble lubes
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"They had so much petroleum they could use it for *that*?! Next you'll be telling me they just LET all the helium go!" "Well, actually they did, but they breathed it in first." "THEY FUCKING DID *WHAT*?!" "Yeah, it made their voices squeaky and they liked the sound."
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I mean, you can use it for other endeavors. My money is on them talking about that.
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